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Friday, July 18, 2003:

So Nick calls me at some obscene hour this morning and tries unsuccessfully to have a decent conversation with me. It’s no wonder that one of the first things I said once I answered the phone was “I was just seasoning my nipples.” When the words came pouring out of my mouth they seemed to be an entirely normal conversation starter and I thought nothing of it, until I heard Nick start to laugh at me.

It seems that when he called he had awaken me from a dream in which I was rubbing my naked-self with different spices and I was preparing to step into a large wood burning stove and set myself afire.

Now, that either is an early premonition of hell, or it is some sort of reference to the post below. I am willing to guess it is the latter, I was probably just subconsciously reminding myself to cook all of my meat before I eat it.

Even if said meat is me.

QueenBee // 6:02 PM

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I just returned home to find that my computer has been restored to new, with all of my files and folders still intact. One highlight to an otherwise horrid day. So horrid was my time at work, in fact, that the entire ride home I was hysterical with sobs, and without giving it another thought, arrived here and proceeded onto the kitchen where I promptly thawed and ate half a steak.

Now, mind you, that was thawed and ate. Not thawed and cooked and ate. Just thawed and ate...

I finally snapped out of my craziness when I realized, mid-cry, that there was blood in my mouth and it was not my own. I then preparred and cooked the rest of the steak, which is currently looking less intruiging than it did prior to being shoved in the oven.

I am sure that I have grossed many of you out, but the truth is I am hardly shocked at the fact that I just downed half an uncooked sirloin, I actually prefer my meats raw (at least those of them which are red in color, though I know beef is a far cry from tuna) so I think the main shock came when I realized that I looked just like my mother, whom I can recall standing in the kitchen leaning against a counter with a knife in one hand, the other feeding her face raw ground beef.

I suppose that is where I get it from, eh?

Anywho, I feel remotely better now, though no doubt I will attract some crazy ickiness from eating all of that...

Who would like to see B with mad cow disease?

QueenBee // 12:58 AM

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Wednesday, July 16, 2003:

Things have been alright lately, I suppose, no real complaints. I have seen who I’ve wanted to see and spent time with those closest to my heart in the last few weeks, and I am currently satisfied with my situation. I have no real desire to change anything, if I did I would put more effort into looking for something new. It seems that everything is more of a chore than it needs to be, and so I have not gone out of my way to make anything different. Sure, I went to that 911 job and did what I needed to do there, and that was all well and good, but I am letting other opportunities just sail on by me and I truly don’t feel like chasing them down. For example, the water district is hiring. I knew this two weeks ago and tomorrow is the last day to apply and I could care less. Sure, I may get up early and go take care of that, but only so my father won’t get up my ass about it. There are other jobs, too, that I have let slide. That does not mean I want to continue employment with my current company, but it just goes to show that I apparently do not hate it here as much as I tend to let on. I considered going part time here, and watching my friend Amber’s son Hunter full time, but that would only bring in $500 a month, and I can’t see myself doing that 40 hours a week and then coming here at night, so I am not even going to mention it to her. I already watch Hunter when I am off on Friday’s for free- it gives her the financial break she needs and allows him the time he needs to bond with “Auntie Onca”- babies are wonderful. Speaking of babies, my little sister is leaving me. She departs for high school church camp on Sunday and she will be gone for 7 days, only to return for one more week and then up and leave again for the college version of camp… I miss her already *pouts* What the hell am I going to do without my nugget? I am open to suggestions…
QueenBee // 10:40 PM

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Sunday, July 13, 2003:

The weekend was lovely. Lovely enough, anyway. I went and took my 911 specialist test and passed with a 93%, I have the follow-up interview tomorrow (wish me luck) The next day I got to go swimming with Kyria at her sisters, that would have been especially nice had the house not been tainted with David germs *plech, plech* I really enjoyed being in the pool with Ian, he’s the best thing ever… and laughing with Kyria always makes things better. It's like we can both be in the foulest moods, but when the giggling begins all the bad stuff goes away, if only for a while. She also gave me my birthday gift, a love voodoo kit. I am more interested in using it to do harm than to attract new love, because I am bitter and evil, but we’ll see how it all works out. Speaking of horrible things happening to ex’s- Jef got his karma already. He did that stupid revenge thing to me the other day and while he was at work yesterday afternoon he cut his hand open and had to go to the hospital *snickers* I know I am being the worlds biggest bitch, but he deserved it. I did see him last night at a party, though, and wished him well. Amber and I went down there for a minute to retrieve a CD from my friend Ron’s house and it was all I could do to keep her from fucking Jef up. She was so mad. Also at Ron’s I got to hold his shotgun… I told everyone I was going to go out and get one of my own and no one found that too funny. In other news, speaking of Amber, she and I painted her room and her son’s room yesterday. We started at 4:30pm and took a break to eat and go get my CD, then came back to finish the room. It was not completed until 6am this morning. We ragrolled her room and then painted scenery and landscape in Hunter’s room. Today she will be doing dinosaur stencils and such for him, he is one very excited toddler. I am probably going to be babysitting him tomorrow morning until the 911 interview, and then tomorrow night I am lucky enough to be able to go to JennyBot’s sushi party. Very good things are happening- I hope you all are doing as well as I am! *kiss*
QueenBee // 6:10 PM

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